Tumblr Accent Challenge: 

Say your name and username:

Say where you’re from:

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Cthulhu, R’lyeh, Nyancat, Kwisatz Haderach, GIF, Kyrgyzstan, weeaboo, Hagane no Renkinjutsushi, Reichenbach, Shyamalan, backfeifengesicht, Vriska, Gamzee, Alagaesia, Murtagh, “garich i dhôl goll o orch”, Sauron, nudiustertian, rastaquouere, epicaricacy, accio, kitteh.

1.Do you speak whale?
2. Do you speak “sand people” or Wookie?
3. Are these the droids you’re looking for?
4. Say ‘salmon’ with the l:
5. Benedict Cumberbatch: attractive or not?
6. Sing a song but leave it unresolved at a suspension:
7. What do SOPA, CISPA, and PIPA mean, and how do you say them?
8. DCnU:
9. When you read the words ‘omg’, “wtf”, or “lol”, your inner voice says:
10. Give us a haiku on a topic of your choice:
11. ANATA WA KAWAII WEEABOO DESU KA?? Etto… respond in Japanese, arigato, nyan~~:
12. Would you vote Roy Mustang for Fuhrer:
13. How do you cook a karkat and would you pair it with red or white wine?
14. Ship yourself with a random person you follow. Give us who and the shipmanteau:
15. Pick one of the following and rant at length: Makorra, Masami, Borra, Borrami, Korrami, Makorralin, Asamakorralin, F$%^&ING SHIPPING.
16. Have you ever used, or considered using, any of the following phrases: what is air, my creys, all my feels, Miss Martian sucks
17. If you have, stop that right now.
18. Does this make the joke funnier?
19. Does this make the joke funnier?
20. DOES THIS MAKE THE JOKE FUNNIER?
21. Summarize the plot of Homestuck in twelve words:
22. Pottermore …?
23. Politishippers?!?! (Is Romney x Santorum canon?)
24. Arkh. Just… Arkh.
25. Remember when Tiger and Bunny was on? How wack was that show?
26. Yo, is this racist?
27. Go to bed!

wait, if you’re complaining about what house you’re in on Pottermore, doesn’t that mean you’ve missed the point a bit?

like, you know, the part at the end where Harry says you can choose your house if you really want to?

idk, a random thought that occurred

Ravenclaw

Intelligent and insightful, Ravenclaws are not ones to classify people under any certain category. Instead they often ponder on humanity, what is good, what is evil and why we should classify people as one or the other. Ravenclaws are very philosophical, and often you may see them simply staring off into space, but this is not in some brainless manner, in fact they are exploring the gears of their mind and trying to figure out how the world works. Ravenclaws are focused on their work, but they often don’t need effort. They tend to pick up on every detail and remember it without even trying, something that others may be skeptical of or be jealous of. This can give some a sense of superiority and the idea they should tell everyone the right way to do something, which can easily make others, especially nervous Hufflepuffs or emotional Gryffindors, very irritated. Ravenclaws are very analytic, and this can be very good or very bad. For the kind-hearted this will be a way to help others, for the dark they can use this to twist and manipulate.

Ravenclaws are not every emotional; instead they tend to put up a wall and not let anyone in except for perhaps their closest friends or family. Instead they pick at the minds of others, trying to figure out how they work and to see if they themselves are different, or just the same as everyone else. Psychologists, professors and investigators are often Ravenclaws.

being sorted into ravenclaw on pottermore was an excellent moment of validation… i’m a ravenclaw because JKR SAID SO 

pottermore 

SORTED ME INTO RAVENCLAW

 

note: that is my actual reaction. F YEAH I’M A RAVENCLAW

Pottermore e-mail 

has arrived

but I’m watching Planet Earth sssoooooo